i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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