I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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