I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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