Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
