Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
