I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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