google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Randomize