my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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