Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
