Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.