Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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