real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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