just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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