I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
someone owes me an orgasm
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My vagina just clenched in fear
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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