The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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