Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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