can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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