Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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