he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My legs feel like baby dolphins
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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