your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
