Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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