love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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