We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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