if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You were trust falling into bushes
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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