Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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