help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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