They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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