just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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