She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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