You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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