my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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