I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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