at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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