There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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