party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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