i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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