I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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