Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I love you. Go after that dick
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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