Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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