I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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