I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
