He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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