Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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