there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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