You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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