just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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