$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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