Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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