I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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