My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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