when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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