break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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