I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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